Last Comic Standing - June 13, 2007

Results of the first contest

What did the tortilla say when it got to the end of the tightrope?

Official Punchline: tos-TADA
Cost: $0.99
Funnyness (Scale of 1-10): -2 although some would rate it as high as a 3.4

Winner selected from alternative punchlines sent through misterrandom.com

John E wins $5 for making me laugh the hardest. His punchlines are among the submissions below

I chose two runners up for also making me laugh hard: Jason R and Carl W. They will each get $2.50. There were actually a whole bunch of great entries. I wish I could award a prize to everyone.

All Eligible Submissions

I AM a balanced snack.
- Wendy

I better wrap this up, there's no place left ta-co (to go)
- Greg

That's a wrap
- Eric (and Nathan S, Amy G, Carl W, Bill N, Charlie R, Joe R, Cherine A)

*Runner Up Entry - My fajita killing me!
- Jason R (and Keri M)

Now wasn't that aMAIZEing?
- Mike G

Hey, where's that hot tamale that's supposed to be waiting for me?
- Cary

I can talk!
- Frank

Taco Fell
- Unknown Name

Not part of a balanced diet, my @**!
- John E.

*Winning Entry - Whew! That might be how she fell for the bean dip, but that's the LAST time I try to impress that hot chalupa on the trapeze.
- John E.

Tortillas. Part of a well balanced meal.
- Dennis

Help me! I'm hanging on by a string-cheese!
- Phyllis S

One more step TA-CO" (to go!)
- TJ

That was risky, glad i got that all wrapped up
- Unknown Name

When the hell did I grow legs?!
- Brion

Gee. It's the end of the tightrope.
- Carl W.

*Runner Up Entry - And now, for only 99 cents I will go back the other way.
- Carl

Whew...... that was worse than the oven
- Lee

Ai chihuahua..
- Lee

Man, I hope that taco dog isn't on this side..
- Lee

Lets Salsa!
- Lee

Help help!! I've got the guacamole squirts!
- Lee

Help me! The're trying to turn me into a taco!
- Lee

Ow! I stubbed my BurriTOE
- Drake

NOTHING!!! It's a burrito. Geez
- Drake

Oops
- Drake

OMG theres only two feet ta-co.
- Scott J

I just sealed the dilla.
- Scott J

now that's something to TACO-bout!
- Tim C

now that got a-RICE out of me!
- Tim C

That was a SHELL of a time!
- Tim C

I'm glad that giant bowl was there in queso I fell!
- Mike W

Image Submissions

Winner

The winning submission came from Mike W. I thought it was brilliant. I may have it put on a T-shirt.

$10 to you Mike

I also got a banner image from Lara H that replaces my old banner. It's at the top of the page. I decided to send $10 to Lara as well.

Additional Entries

Two other fabulous entries were submitted by Mike G (guy holding tortilla on tightrope) and Mandy (rolled up tortilla on tightrope)

 

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